dont you wish your girlfriend was hot

Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Neko

Photo By Victoria Renard

Well now she can be. Check out this ebay auction and you can own the

very bustier Neko Case is wearing in this picture.

From the ebay listing :

THE ITEM: This item is a 50's era black lace full length girdle-style

bustier with 6 garter attachments made by Lady Marlene. The tag says

the cup size is 36 C but I am a 38 D and it fits great. The materials

are elastic, nylon and rubber and the back is made out of a sort of

satin-like material. It has flexible metal boning throughout to keep

the goods propped up and the bads tucked away and in place. THE STORY:

It was originally owned by me but I lent it to Neko Case for the

pictured photo. At the time, Neko wore a size 12 and begged me to give

it to her so she could "squish away her flab". She bugged me

relentlessly for a year until I finally caved in and gave it to her.

We dubbed this little number "The Secret Weapon" because it made you

look hot in or out of your clothing and mysteriously attracted members

of the opposite sex for either of us when worn. Then, she went on a

diet and fitness program and got down to a size 7. Two years after I

gave it to her, she gave The Secret Weapon back to me. Why am I

selling such a nostalgic piece of my past, you may ask? Because I

couldn't stand the competition and went on my own weight loss regime.

Now, The Secret Weapon is too big for me too. Not to mention, I'm

presently in a long term relationship and it would be far, far too

dangerous for me to wear The Secret Weapon out of the house. In the

heyday, however, my measurements were 38-31-40 meandering somewhere

between a size 10 and size 12. Though it is in very good condition,

The Secret Weapon has experienced (among many things) some gentle

stretching along the sides of the waist and hip area. It has some very

slight fraying around each side of the bra cups and is missing two

eyes from it's six hook and eye set that fastens down the front. It

also zips up in front so I have never felt the need to replace the

missing eyes. All six garters are in tact and in good condition. No

holes or stains. Overall, it's in great shape for it's age and

considering what it's been through (many, many adventures indeed). I

hope I look as good at 50+! The winning bidder will receive an

original 8x10 color print of the photo (pictured here) of Neko wearing

The Secret Weapon. Though magazines such as Rolling Stone, Esquire,

and GQ have requested permission to print the photo it has only been

published in a year 2000 girlie calendar put out as a promo piece for

the record label Sympathy For The Record Industry which can be viewed

here, http://sympathyrecords.com/calendar/2000/index.shtml. Neko is

Miss February. She's wearing The Secret Weapon again in a photo shoot

published on the web only for Kutie Magazine and in a never released

super 8 stag loop reel shot in a rest stop bathroom at 3 AM in

Minnehaha County, South Dakota. Those two scandously sextacular

secrets are presently more closely guarded than Fort Knox by me and no

bribe is big enough for anyone to see them and the full naughtiness

involved. The pictured Miss February print is also available for sale

separately through my website, http://victoriarenard.com/. More photos

of this rare and seductive item also available upon request to serious

bidders. THE CHARITY: Partial proceeds from this sale will go to Great

Expectations Greyhound Rescue in honor of Neko's beloved greyhound,

whom she rescued. Thanks for viewing my auction. Happy bidding!

Here's some Neko to listen to while you enter your bid.

MP3 : Neko Case - Rated X

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