my legendary ex girlfriend ii

My Legendary (ex) Girlfriend - II

Just when I thought I was lacking creative ideas to write about, I met

'V' yesterday...

'V' was like my 'second official girlfriend' of seven days. It was way

back in 2001, when I was a class eleven 'wanna be stud'. 'V' and

family were our tenants for a long four years... but for me and her,

it was over in seven days... even without a date. I still feel guilty

when I think of her for not even spending a single penny on her.

Whatever...

So I was walking through Baikunth Dham colony yesterday when she saw

me. (I also saw her... but I pretended not seeing her. Not because

we're not together anymore, I just dont like meeting anyone when I'm

walking. No talking, just walking).

And then she waved from a kilometer away -

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii SS iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii SS iiiiiiiiiiii!

I simply said 'Hey' without any exclaimations.

"So What's up"? She asked.

"Just the usual". I replied.

Tu to BE kar raha tha na..

Nahi. Main M. Tech kar raha hu...

Oh!!

And comes the intermission. I hear polyphonic ringtones coming from

within her body. I thought she had mistaken her mobile for something

else the other night. Poor Joke. I also thought it was.

"Excuse me please." she said as she took out her Samsung Slim from

somewhere within her body.

"Yeah sure."

So the chick's got a Samsung Slim... Hmm... Let me take out my brand

new N3230. Oh... where's it. F**K! I forgot it at home. Sh*t! I had no

option left other than standing idle like Abhijeet Sawant and looking

to and fro. "Why do these people act so smart?" I was thinking when

she was telekissing her current boyfriend and saying 'I love you na?'.

I wish Navin Prabhakar was a friend...

"Sorry!" She said as we resumed.

"So what are you doing?" I thought it was high time to start insulting

her.

"Well... I'm doing plain B Com. Waise bhi I want to do MBA. So I

decided to go for B Com. So that I can join Coaching classes. Waise

bhi I didnt score good in twelfth. I'm also doing a job in (a banking

major) for their credit cards. Waise bhi college kaun jaata hai?". She

said all in one breath. Must be accustomed to it. Waise bhi 'Preparing

for MBA' appears to be the most logically sound excuse for taking up B

Com.

"Hmm..." I said and added after giving the 'I am superior' smile

"That's good."

"So are you still working for that software company?"

"Nope. I decided to take a break for this semester. I wanted to focus

on my studies.". This - appeared to me as the most logically sound

excuse for saying "I was not being paid." I noticed that she had

clinched the 'I am superior' smile from me.

"Chal yaar abhi mereko jaana hai. baad me milte hai."

"Huh. Bye."

I stood there for a while and saw her disappearing. She lives on the

same street but somehow I got lost in my thoughts and didnt notice her

actually going away. All this time I was thinking about just three

things:

1. 14th August 2001.

2. An old fashioned bedroom.

3. A passionate kiss.