re your potentially crazy girlfriend

Re: Your potentially crazy girlfriend

Tyler Perry,

If you don't know by now, I hate Media Take-Out with a passion.

I hate them so much that whenever someone at ONTD posts anything about

Media Take-Out and I try to tell them that Media Take-Out bullshits at

least some of their stories (i.e. "Terrence Howard is gay!" "Eminem is

suicidal!") people look at my posts like I'm crazy (like someone in

the community who suggested I look at Eminem's lyrics at proof that

he's suicidal--despite the fact days after the rumor Eminem was at

Proof's funeral. I refuse to comment).

I didn't believe that you were linked to this crazy woman at first.

Until the Boston Herald put out their report. (I found it at DListed,

BTW.)

And while I was out enjoying some local block parties that the town I

live in won't cancel and the student paper won't write bad editorials

about, solitare found this and posted it at crunk and disorderly.

It must be at least 30% true. You must being seeing this crazy woman

in some way.

Tyler, stop seeing her.

She's just going to make crazy faces to all your relatives and

speakreallyfastwhenshesreallyhappy!

Look, Crazy Woman is what keeps me from relaxing when I watch The

Crazy Former Model Talk Show (but, oddly enough, not America's Next

Top Model because she usually doesn't appear in the whole episode). I

don't care if you're (allegedly) gay or not, step away from the Crazy

Woman. She's about as dangerous as an actual Weapon of Mass

Destruction except she talks and has her own shows and even a music

video which should qualify as a WMD when it was revealed to the

American public.