Kane have no money. No money means no paying bills. No paying bills
equals no internet. SHIIIIT!!! Hopefully it be back up in no time, and
me not be forced to talk like Tarzan. Which leads me to an interesting
story (sorry, I grow tiresome of talking caveman style). Whenever my
dad talks to someone who has an accent, he talks like Tarzan. Once, I
asked him why and he said that it "makes them feel good." Whether it's
a "drinking hot cocoa on a cold day" good, or "having your balls
bounced in someones hand" good is beyond me.
A few years ago, my dad and I went to San Francisco to visit someone,
and we were picked up by an Asian cab driver. My dad was using the
Tarzan/Caveman voice the entire car ride. The driver wasn't saying
much, so I assumed he was concentrating on finding our destination. At
the end of the ride the driver popped open the trunk to get our
suitcases and the trunk door was sort of flapping up and down. My dad
laughed and said, "Flap flap! Like a bird!" The cabbie, looking very
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