Tuesday, 19 February 2008

im your girlfriends pimp



I'm Your Girlfriend's Pimp

Syd Barrett died today. Reports say he was suffering from diabetes,

which probably means heroin.

Atari Teenage Riot - Deutschland (has got to die)

And on the subject of outsider art, or, to get wordy, the Art of

Unintentional Beauty, this past weekend I was reminded of a favorite

pasttime of mine, a sort of mind-hobby, wherein I make a wish whenever

I see a person wearing a T-shirt with text or symbolism they obviously

misunderstood or simply didn't understand when they donned it. It's

the kind of thing that helps me cease straining to find some meaning

to it all, cause there isn't any.

Sufjan Stevens - Saul Bellow

On Saturday, in Prospect Park, I spied a woman working a

probably-unlicensed icee cart, and while dishing out cold treats to

kids, she rocked a purple shirt with sequined text spelling out

Hustler, which could be innocent enough if it weren't in the same font

as that found on the masthead of Larry Flynt's infamous stroke

book/treehouse companion.

So I made a wish.

The subway has awlays been perfect terrain for such wish-making. There

was a time, due to construction, when Chinatown-Manhattan and

Chinatown-Brooklyn were only connected by the N/R/Q/W, and therefore

the non-English speaking ridership rose higher than usual; on a

wonderful, spring evening in 2001, I witnessed possibly the greatest

Unintentional Beauty of all. An obviously septu-or octogenarian Asian

man, sporting brown highwater slacks and white orthopaedic shoes,

trucker cap in hand (way before they were co-opted by fashion victims)

and looking into space exhausted from his probably three jobs ... was

wearing ... wait for it ....

... a Butthole Surfers' Locust Abortion Technician t-shirt.

I bit my tongue to avoid other riders thinking I was crazy, a Subway

Laugher, but then I also scanned the other riders to see if anyone

else noticed -- someone else had to have noticed -- but no one shared

my glee. No one. Bastards.

Although maybe I didn't really see it. I made a wish anyway. It was a

good wish. It concernced buffaloes and thunderclaps.

Butthole Surfers - Sweet Loaf (no, that's not a typo)

Friend of mine here at the job states he once saw a guy who "looked

like he'd had a lobotomy; he was practically drooling" who was wearing

a shirt that said I'm your girlfriend's pimp. (Which is a funny shirt

whether you know what it means or not.)

I hope he made a wish.

East River Pipe - Shiny Shiny Pimp-mobile


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