Excuses to Facilitate Your Infidelity
When you're dating multiple women simultaneously, you often need to
find excuses to slip away from your girlfriend to spend time with your
other women. This can become a problem if your ability to create
excuses is not well developed.
With this in mind I decided to categorize my most rock solid, best
excuses that I have battle tested, and feel confident in using. These
are not specific excuses, but certain types that you can use as long
as you customize them to your particular situation.
Family:
Use your family. This is the most abundant resource you have available
to you. When you need an excuse to get away from your girlfriend to
spend time with your #2 or #3 women, do not hesitate to depend on your
family, after all that's what they are there for. For multiple reasons
this is you best excuse. One, your significant other cannot try to
convince you to get out of it, or change your plans since this is your
family and they take precedence. Second, since you put such a high
importance on your "family activities" it makes you seem family
oriented, which makes you look more attractive to women, since you are
now seen as family oriented. Your girlfriend can't question the amount
of time you spend with your family so if particular "family function"
happens to drag on longer than expected, she won't break your balls
with an interrogation.
Friends:
You need to have a couple of friends that you can use as an excuse.
Make sure that these two specially selected friends can keep quiet
about what you're doing, especially to their own significant others.
Also, always inform these friends if you're going to use them as an
excuse BEFORE you do, so you can get your stories straight upfront
eliminating the scramble later on when your girlfriend is asking
questions.
Work:
Using your place of employment might seem like a great excuse to
create some time to cheat; telling your girlfriend your working late,
that you will be in an extended meeting, and the most daring one of
all; that you'll be away on a business trip. But there is an inherent
problem with these types of alibis, unless you work at a small company
consisting of your friends, you will have no one who will lie for you.
Sure you can get a buddy to cover for you in the office in case your
girlfriend calls in to check on you, but what if the receptionist
answers the call, or the call gets forwarded to your boss? Will they
lie for you? Then you have to tell them why you are avoiding your own
girlfriend, an uncomfortable scenario at the very least. What if your
girlfriend is suspicious to the point where she shows up, or poses as
your sister or mother on the phone to verify your whereabouts? There
are just too many intangibles to use your job as safe alibi. If this
is the best you can come up with, then at least use it sparingly.
Random:
Random, disposable excuses that you only use once work very well. They
leave no discernable pattern, which means no matching variables for
your girlfriend to dissect. If it's a one time only excuse there is
nothing to compare it to, meaning no anomalies to exploit. But you
have to use these sparingly and during different time frames (i.e.
don't use different random excuses for the same time, on the same day
of the week) otherwise that inherently negates the "randomness" of the
excuse since certain facts remain similar. Stick to different excuses,
on different days, during different windows of time (when you're with
your other women) and you'll trigger far fewer women's intuition alarm
bells.
If you have some good excuses that you've used in the past, or
revolving ones that you currently use and think it could benefit
someone else, then do us all a favor and tell us about in the comments
section. After all, every new excuse is an opportunity to cheat on our
girlfriends.
Take Care,
A.C.
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Thursday, September 6, 2007
Don't Waste Your Time With Craigslist
The past few weeks I have been doing some research on the Craigslist
personals section, to see whether it's a fertile environment to find
women to cheat on your girlfriend with. I had done this a year earlier
and come up with a resounding "NO!" I figured I'd give it a year and
revisit the site to see if it had improved any.
Friends and coworkers occasionally mention it so I thought it was
gaining traction in the online dating arena, hopefully becoming more
legitimate.
But after my latest two week foray into the Craigslist personals I can
whole honestly say that it's a waste of your time. But this goes not
only for cheaters but for any guy looking to meet a woman period.
The Craigslist personals are a breeding ground for spammers, men
posing as women, overweight unattractive women (my bad Big Beautiful
Women or BBW) demanding the moon, and in some cases even blatant
offers of prostitution.
Here is the breakdown:
65 % Spammers
They put up posts/ads posing to be women in order for you to write
back so they can acquire your email address. Then they reply with
either a fake email asking you to go to some online dating website
where you can continue the conversation. Or they just email you links
to porn sites... and not very good ones either, I know I've checked,
it's called research, he he he.
15% Guys Posing as Women
Guys put up fake posts posing as women as a joke to see how many men
reply, or they do it with a picture of their ex to get even.
15% Big Beautiful Women (BBW)
BBW 's love to put up posts/ads demanding unrealistic expectations.
Here's a clue ladies; if you're not getting it in the real world
posting an ad is not going to get you a date with Brad Pitt. You need
to lower your expectations and stop wasting everyone's time with your
unfulfilled fantasies.
5% Prostitutes
I was as surprised to find this type of posts/ads on Craigslist
Personals. I thought they would better monitor this type of activity.
Usually they aren't asking for payment in Dollars, they ask for it in
Roses. But you think a little bit and you'll realize 1 Rose = 1
Dollar, you do the math. Also there are quite a lot of ads for women
looking to be companions of affluent older men, can you say escort
service?
I spent most of my time on the Women Seeking Men, and the Casual
Encounters sections. I did delve a little bit into the Strictly
Plutonic section, but found that the demands of the "women" there were
even more outrageous than those of the BBW's? They want to be taken
out, wined and dined, have presents bought for them, taken on lavish
trips or concerts but refuse to put out and they let you know about
that ahead of time. So I didn't even waste my time in that section,
nor should you.
In the end the title of this blog says it all... Don't Waste Your Time
With Craigslist.
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