Valentines Day and Cheating on Your Girlfriend
The ominous day fast approaches... fellow cheaters. It's the worst day
in the year for anyone cheating on their girlfriend or dating multiple
women... Valentines Day.
February 14th!
This is a busy time of year for every man regardless. But it's an
especially frustrating and busy time for cheating on your girlfriend.
As a cheater you now have to make a decision, for this is one day, an
occasion that cannot be split in half to accommodate two women.This
day has been built up by retailers of flowers, candy, jewelers and
It has been engrained in women that this is THEIR SPECIAL DAY, and
unfortunately there is no way around this.
You only have a finite amount of time during the Valentines Day
season, and a secondary woman will encroach upon that tremendously.
As a cheater you have to make a choice, period.That's why I am writing
this blog concerning Valentines Day two weeks in advance, so you have
time to plan out your strategy and make a decision.
On holidays, especially Valentines Day, you have to be remorseless
towards the secondary women in your life. No matter how much they
whine (which they will), cry, make a blatant attempt to guilt you, get
angry, threaten, and yell at you, do not give in.
As I mentioned before you can only have one woman on Valentines Day,
so you will need to either break up with your secondary women, or come
up with one hell of an excuse why you can't spend Valentines Day with
her.
But under no circumstances should you try to get out of spending
Valentines Day with your girlfriend in favor of another woman, this is
a certain tip off that you have something going on behind her back.
Not to mention, she will be tremendously upset with you, and making up
for it will entail weeks of work. This usually forces unnecessary
strain on your relationship with your girlfriend which would have
never existed if you weren't dating other women, so I strongly
recommend against it. At times like this I suggest you pick your
girlfriend, the other woman can always be replaced.
The best option at this time of year is to cut your secondary women
loose before Valentines Day begins, preferably before February starts.
This will allow you to concentrate on only your girlfriend without any
of the ancillary problems created by additional women in your life.
Don't ever forget that you're using these secondary women for only
physical reasons, but you have an emotional attachment to your
girlfriend. She comes first. You can always find more like them, but
you cannot find another like your girlfriend.I urge you to initiate
your break up with your secondary women as soon as possible, so all
the drama and heartache can play out a couple of weeks before
Valentines Day. There is nothing worse than an emotional, spurned
woman a day before Valentines Day. With all the hoopla and build up on
TV and in the stores it will only contribute to her disappointment and
anger. That's something you should definitely avoid.A.C.
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Friday, January 4, 2008
Hiding Financial Signs of Infidelity
I came across an article on CNBC today that I thought was quite
interesting; "9 financial signs of marital infidelity,"
(http://www.bankrate.com/cnbc/news/pf/20080103_marital_infidelity_a1.a
sp), by Jay MacDonald.
This was originally taken from "Is He Cheating On You? 829 Telltale
Signs," by Ruth Houston.
Even though our blog is dedicated to Cheating On Your GIRLFRIEND and
Not Getting Caught, not cheating on your SPOUSE, the clues left behind
can still apply to those of you who live with your girlfriend.
By the way, just for a quick clarification, this blog frowns upon
cheating on your wife or husband. Once you pull the trigger for
marriage you should adhere to the vows and the contract you make.
Plus, if you get caught most likely she'll take half, and NO roll in
the hay is worth that.
Now back to the article. I'm going to list the "9 Signs" and how to
combat them in case your girlfriend decides to read that article.
Here are the 9 financial warning signs of infidelity:
1. Credit card statements that reflect charges for flowers, jewelry or
Solution:
As you know from my previous blogs, try to avoid leaving financial
statements out in the open where your girlfriend can get her hands on
them. These days you can choose to receive email or electronic
statements that you have to log in on the credit card issuer's web
site to view. There is no reason to have a mailed statement go to you
shared residence where your girl has access to it. Ensure that you log
onto these accounts from work, your parents' house, or a friend's
house in case your girlfriend has a key logging software installed on
your home shared computer without your knowledge.
Also, you should try to pay for these items for your mistress in cash
to reduce the paper trail.
2. Unauthorized or surprise withdrawals from joint bank accounts.
Solution:
Always keep a separate bank account and never make any type of
withdrawal from a joint account that you have with your girlfriend. In
fact, don't ever establish a joint account with your girlfriend and
you'll never encounter this problem.
3. Deposit slips or bank statements that indicate the existence of a
previously unknown checking or savings account in the wife's/husband's
name only.
Solution:
Again subscribe to online statements and never print a receipt or keep
any deposit slips. The less evidence you create the less there is to
discover.
4. The liquidation of assets (stocks and bonds, stamp or coin
collections, artwork, etc.) without a plausible explanation.
Solution:
Just don't do this. If you own anything jointly with your girlfriend
that you need to sell to cover some expense for your mistress, just
borrow the money instead. Your girlfriend will always keep track of
and demand to know where that money went since it was partly hers as
well.
5. Misrepresentation of or failure to mention raises, bonuses or
overtime pay.
Solution:
If you don't have a joint checking account then you don't have to
explain to your girlfriend any increase in your income regardless of
it being a raise, bonus, or overtime pay. She has no access to your
account therefore she doesn't know any better.
If you do have a joint account, however, then ask that any bonuses get
paid to you on a separate check that you can deposit in your separate
account. If you want to complicate things you can split your direct
deposit from your employer to funnel extra money from raises to be
deposited to your personal account while the rest goes into your joint
account, you'll just have to do some math to figure it out.
6. Income tax returns that reveal unexplained or previously unknown
travel-related deductions.
Solution:
No deduction can be worth enough to call your relationship into
jeopardy. Do not under any circumstances disclose any travel related
deductions that pertain to your infidelity. It's not worth it,
especially if you figure that you get about $0.30 for every dollar
deduction that you claim.
7. Financial records (canceled checks, receipts, money orders or other
documents) that indicate a spouse is maintaining a separate residence
or has been paying someone else's bills.
Solution:
First of all, never pay for your mistress's bills or housing. That's
just plain stupid and makes you a sucker. Now you have two women
dependent on you, your girlfriend and mistress. Plus you're begging to
get caught since it leaves too much of a paper trail that can be
verified if need be.
Second, if you're maintaining a second residence just rent a room and
pay in cash, makes it much easier to hide any evidence of continuous
monthly payments.
8. A sudden decrease in disposable income.
Solution:
Not much you can do about this one. If you have two women you have
double the expenses so you'll have to curtail some of your
discretionary spending. However, if you can work your mistress in
slowly the decrease should not be a sudden and therefore much less
noticeable. Ease her in.
9. An increase in ATM withdrawals.
Solution:
Just make larger less frequent ATM withdrawals and budget ahead for
your future dates with your mistress. Also this will keep the location
of the ATM off of the statement so if your girlfriend is privy to that
information she can't ask questions about where you were and what you
were doing there when you were supposed to be elsewhere.
As you can tell by reading my solutions most of your problems can be
eliminated by not forming any joint financial accounts with your
girlfriend and making sure that you receive all your financial
statements electronically where only you have access to them.
Cheating can be hidden as long as you plan ahead and think about how
you could potentially get caught. If there is no solution for a trail
of evidence in your infidelity, then it's not worth the risk. You can
always find another girl or another way to cheat, you don't have to
jeopardize your relationship.
I want to thank both John MacDonald and Ruth Houston for the
inspiration for this particular blog, my audience and I appreciate it.
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