Monday, 11 February 2008

x girlfriend 5_25



"X Girlfriend #5"

"X Girlfriend #5"

James W. Bailey

Sex is selling too well! Thanks for the links, Lenny. I probably need

to clarify that that nude images from the "X Girlfriend" series are

not for sale. A Jackson, Mississippi, radio station made the mistake

of saying that they are for sale this morning, and I'm now swamped

with emails having to turn people down - I suspect the parents of one

or two of these girls heard about it as well! Sorry, your girls were

all free, white (or not white) and over 21 and knew what they were

getting into. I've never dated a dumb woman - can't stand dumb women.

I promised all the women photographed in this series that I would not

sell these images and would leave their respective images to them in

my will. I'm a man of my convoluted words, and although the temptation

is strong (real estate taxes in Fairfax County being what they are,

along with the ridonkeylous cost of living brought to us by our

supreme Democratic People's Council), I will not break my solemn

promise to these women, all of whom were angels sent from heaven.

"X Girlfriend #5" was from Honduras. She spoke Spanish and little

English. I spoke nada Spanish at the time and mostly kept the English

to a minimum. She used to yell at me in Spanish, which I thought was

charming. I would yell the same thing back to her with a mock Spanish

accent. She would start laughing. So it went.

posted by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey at 12:47 PM

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