"X Girlfriend #5"
"X Girlfriend #5"
James W. Bailey
Sex is selling too well! Thanks for the links, Lenny. I probably need
to clarify that that nude images from the "X Girlfriend" series are
not for sale. A Jackson, Mississippi, radio station made the mistake
of saying that they are for sale this morning, and I'm now swamped
with emails having to turn people down - I suspect the parents of one
or two of these girls heard about it as well! Sorry, your girls were
all free, white (or not white) and over 21 and knew what they were
getting into. I've never dated a dumb woman - can't stand dumb women.
I promised all the women photographed in this series that I would not
sell these images and would leave their respective images to them in
my will. I'm a man of my convoluted words, and although the temptation
is strong (real estate taxes in Fairfax County being what they are,
along with the ridonkeylous cost of living brought to us by our
supreme Democratic People's Council), I will not break my solemn
promise to these women, all of whom were angels sent from heaven.
"X Girlfriend #5" was from Honduras. She spoke Spanish and little
English. I spoke nada Spanish at the time and mostly kept the English
to a minimum. She used to yell at me in Spanish, which I thought was
charming. I would yell the same thing back to her with a mock Spanish
accent. She would start laughing. So it went.
posted by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey at 12:47 PM
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