ping pong rules adjusted for girlfriend

Ping Pong rules adjusted for Girlfriend

Ping-Pong Rules Adjusted For Girlfriend

Saw this on the Onion just now... so true!

EDEN PRARIE, MN -- After having won three consecutive ping-pong

matches by increasingly wide margins Saturday, David Richter, 27,

adjusted the rules in favor of girlfriend Amy Lindon, 28, to avoid

another lopsided victory. "I didn't want her to feel bad, and I

actually didn't even want to beat her by so many points anymore,"

said Richter, who let Lindon hit the ball even if it bounced twice

on her side, did not penalize her for serving illegally, and on one

occasion tripled her overall score. "Toward the end, I was giving

her points just for swinging the paddle in the direction of the

ball." Richter won 21-7.

Of course, it doesn't apply only to girlfriends, pretty much any girl,

as long as she's not a total hambeast or dworkin gets the benefit of

these rules, and they then use their ill-gotten victories to gloat

over men. The fact is that women just don't know how to lose - they

will whine, scream, deny sex if they are in a position to do so,

threaten to get you into trouble - anything to make sure that you

don't treat them equally - like you would treat a man. Hell, anyone

with a sibling will know what I'm talking about - sisters have total

impunity to hit, irritate and be a downright pain in the ass, but as

soon as you raise a hand in defence or offence, oh boy you're gonna

get it. Dear Sis will put on her sweetest face, turn on the waterworks

and get you into as much trouble as she can. And you can't hold a

grudge either, because obviously it will backfire on you with your

parents telling you to love your sister and treat her nicely.

Just like any other group of females in the world, there is a close

bond between daughter and mother - assume a typical family with a

father, mother, son and daughter - the mother is home all day and gets

a lot of quality time with the daughter, while the father is out

working and being away from his family, paying for all the luxuries

the family takes for granted. Add in the natural tendency of women to