my ex girlfriends sister had one of

My ex-girlfriend's sister had one of Jamie Durie's g-strings

In these days of trepidation regarding climate change and global

warming, a thought occurred to me the other day which strikes fear

into my heart.

First let me qualify this particular thought by saying that the last

lifestyle program that I had much time for was Torque in the seventies

(Couldn't find a link.). However, having been exposed to a few

episodes of shows that involve gardening and in particular, makeovers

of people's backyards, I have noticed something disturbing. Nobody has

a Hill's Hoist. Or if they do, the correct course of action is to

remove it. They don't even replace it with one of those reel in and

out doovies.

Nup, it's carbon- emission central for this people. Maybe they think

that because they have planted callistemons and bromeliads and stuff,

that makes them carbon-neutral. I have, of course, written this post

out of concern for the planet and not as an excuse to post a photo of

Jody Rigby, whom I admire for her horticultural skill, work ethic and

ability to drive a bobcat and not for her droolworthiness.

posted by Dirk at 1:48 AM

6 Comments:

Blogger Yorkshire Pudding said...

I don't get what you're saying about the Environment with a big

E but I applaud your choice of Miss Rigby for illustrative

purposes. What a healthy young filly she is!

11/23/2006 06:54:00 PM

Blogger RobC said...

What is a Hill's Hoist?

I also love girls that can drive industrial machinery by the

way...

11/24/2006 05:13:00 AM

Blogger phil said...

Fortunately yours is a silent blog because although application

of Ms Rigby would make nearly any withered old thing grow, she

has a voice that would would make barbed wire curl up and die

at forty paces.

11/24/2006 07:52:00 PM

Blogger adrian said...

Err, great shot of a bonza shiela. Sadly though the image

doesn't enlarge to bonza size. For research of course.

11/25/2006 01:05:00 AM

Anonymous og said...

Hill's hoist is a clothesline.

11/27/2006 02:17:00 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then I'm such a rebel...just installed a Hill's Hoist to

replace an old one my kid broke (yes, swinging on it). Even got

the galvanised original model.

12/12/2006 04:57:00 AM

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