Tuesday, 12 February 2008

doncha wish your girlfriend was hot



Doncha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me

I've posted before about how I have a poor opinion of strippers. I

just don't get strip clubs, they're basically just a bar with better

scenery and higher prices. When I'm in a bar, I prefer talking a girl

into getting naked over at my place rather than giving her a dollar

bill to see her naked immediately.

My disdain for strippers has gotten me into trouble, though. A few

years ago I was at a strip club when some girl took the stage who I

thought was really beautiful.

Russ: Wow! You are really gorgeous. You kind of look like my

ex-girlfriend.

Stripper: Hmmm. Ya, you're pretty cute, yourself. I could see you


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