Vacation Infidelity Part II
I'm back from vacation and as promised here is the second installment
of the Vacation Infidelity Series... enjoy.
Hooking up with multiple girls while on vacation is a likely
opportunity that will present itself. You just have to know how to
take advantage of it. There are a few things to consider which will
help guide you along your path. Once you hook up with a girl who is
also on vacation you will probably exchange hotel contact info and
things of that nature. Keep this with you but only use it in case
you're having bad luck hooking up with a new girl the following night.
After all, you already had your fun with the woman from the night
before; there is no reason to spend much more of your precious
vacation time with her. Also, try to find out where she is going to go
party the night following your initial encounter and try to schedule a
different venue to ensure she doesn't catch you hooking up with a new
girl. Even on vacation women are very possessive and hate it with a
passion when they are screwed over for another girl.
Remember you have no need for a vacation girlfriend. We've all known
the guy that hooked up with a girl on the first night of the vacation
and spent the rest of the week with her, ignoring his friends and all
the other available women. Leaving him with a sad heart when the
vacation romance ends and the girl eventually goes back home, as well
as a sketchy story to his girlfriend back home about why he is in
hardly any of the vacation photos. You are there to have fun, sample
different women, and not to settle down with a vacation girlfriend,
stick to that idea.
Try to make sure you do not hook up with women that live in the same
general geographical area as you. This could lead these women to
attempt to seek out a relationship with you after the vacation is over
in your home area. If you feel that you have to pursue a girl that
lives two blocks away from you, simply lie and say you're from
somewhere else, making your life much easier in the long run.
If you take pictures with women that you hook up with, always try to
use your camera, allowing you total control of the film and negatives.
You can tell these women you'll email them copies, which you have no
intention of doing. Don't ever let one of your buddies carelessly take
pictures of you hanging out with these vacation women, since you never
know how or where these photos might end up. Maybe your buddy's
girlfriend will accidentally show them to your girlfriend at a social
function in the future. To be safe, use your own camera and that way
you won't have any questions down the road. If the vacation women take
pictures they will most likely want to send you copies so have them
email it to one of your non existent email accounts.
Vacation Infidelity Tips
like a token of affection you would only receive from a woman, ditch
it before you get off the plane. It will save you the headache of
trying to explain to your girlfriend why you have teddy bear that says
"I'll miss you" in your luggage. If for some reason you neglect to rid
yourself of this paraphernalia, just tell your girlfriend you bought
it for her, if it's applicable.
2. Always dispose of any condoms and other sexual paraphernalia before
you get off the plane. Also when packing for your trip, remember to
pack your condoms after your girlfriend has finished helping you pack,
for obvious reasons.
3. Don't come back with any marks on your body such as scratches on
your back, etc.
4. Make sure that everyone on the trip who knows you had a romantic
encounter understands that silence is golden, and know not to say
anything to their own girlfriends. This rule is vital to uphold, since
women have this need to divulge information to one another, most often
to their buddies' girlfriend about the indiscretions that might have
occurred on a given vacation.
Take Care,
A.C.
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Monday, May 7, 2007
Vacation Infidelity
With the vacation season fast approaching (summer vacation for
colleges and high schools, fun in the sun for working folks) I thought
I'd get you ready for summer with a few vacation infidelity tips for
you to think about.
Going on vacation without your girlfriend can and should be considered
a free for all, for the very reason that you are without supervision
with an abundance of opportunity all around you. The women you will
meet on your holiday will have their guard down, looking for a good
time, and be far less scrutinizing of the guy they hook up with. This
is a direct contradiction to normal circumstances under which women
are far more protective and hesitant to go just with the flow.
Women on vacation will be much more prone to engage in questionable
activity due to the fact that they are in a vacation mindset. You will
be meeting ladies that you will, in all honesty, never see again after
your vacation is over, making it far easier to cheat than when you are
at home.
However, there are a few items that should be discussed before you
taste this guiltless fruit.
1. Avoid giving the women you hook up with your contact information,
but if for some reason you do, make sure it's one of your ancillary
email addresses that your girlfriend has no idea exists. This allows
you to strictly filter your correspondences with these women without
fear of discovery.
2. Whenever possible ask for their contact information first making it
appear as if you're genuinely interested in contacting them, which
will lead them to wait to receive your contact information when you
"supposedly" will call or email them in the future.
3. Under no circumstances should you give out your address since you
never know when you're girlfriend will decide to help you with the
mail. Do not to give out your phone number since most of the women you
meet will probably be from different geographical regions than you,
meaning different time zones. This is important because different time
zones could result in odd hour phone calls that might make your
girlfriend wonder why all of a sudden you're getting calls at strange
hours or why unfamiliar area codes are showing up on your caller I.D.
There's more, but I will be on vacation starting Tuesday of this week,
and I'll be back in the middle of next week sometime. I wanted to
leave you guys a little vacation themed infidelity advice, in fact it
will be a two parter, so look for the second installment when I get
back.
Take Care,
A.C.
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Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Three Girl Rotation for Infidelity
In all my experience, setting up a rotation of women has proven to be
the most viable and effective tool to juggle multiple relationships
simultaneously.
Like a Major League Baseball manager sets up a rotation of his
pitching staff, setting up a rotation of your women will allow you to
establish predictability in an otherwise unstable formula. Not to
mention, it will enable you to realize your hierarchy of women in case
your feelings ever get in the way and you forget whichone is the most
important. Your main girlfriend is your Ace, and all the other women
follow her in the rotation
Each day the manager starts a different starting pitcher, and each day
you should be seeing a different woman.
This repertoire should include no more than three women at any one
given point. Why not four or five? Well, we all fantasize about being
players of extraordinary proportions with the ability to handle every
woman that comes our way. But if you are just starting out, my advice
to you is to stick with two or three until you've mastered the basics.
Splitting time between two women is difficult enough but every time
you add another woman into the mix, you exponentially increase your
chances of getting caught. In fact you might be setting yourself up
for failure and embarrassment before you ever begin. Do not let your
ambition get the better of you, stay within yourself and you will be
well rewarded using the Three-Girl Rotation
The Three-Girl Rotation
Cheating is a lot like the odds at Las Vegas. You can only play for so
long before fate inevitably turns against you. It's simple arithmetic,
follow along and I'll explain.
You have to realize that women need attention from their man. For
every woman you have, you need to allocate a certain amount of time to
spend with them, easy enough right? Well here is where it gets tricky.
Women simply cannot wait patiently for more than a certain amount of
time without seeing their man, that's just how they are wired.
This issue leaves open only a limited window of opportunity for you to
immerse yourself in other women.
But what is that amount of time, that's the million dollar question?
It depends on the individual woman; you will have to determine that
for yourself. However, there is a simple equation I'll share with you
that works pretty well as a rule of thumb. If all things are normal
(meaning no special days like birthdays, holidays, or events) a woman
will seek out her man a minimum of every third day, sometimes even
more frequently depending on her personality. Consequently the
Three-Girl rotation comes into play.
Example:
Say you go out with your girlfriend on Monday; visit your number 2
girl on Tuesday, and your number 3 on Wednesday. Inevitably your
girlfriend, who by the way you've been neglecting to see for the last
couple of days, is pining away for your attention and getting somewhat
impatient. She can wait one day, maybe even two days, but asking her
to wait more than that is just trouble. Either she will get so
frustrated with you that she'll start an argument, refuse to talk to
you (which might not be all that bad depending on your woman), or just
show up unexpectedly to surprise you and possibly catch you in the
middle one of your dates.
So two days in between seeing any woman is probably the maximum amount
of time you can safely allocate. It's really not worth jeopardizing
your relationship for one extra girl (day) in your rotation. Remember,
you can always drop one of the existing secondary women if someone new
and more tantalizing appears on the horizon.
I suggest you stick to this system when starting out and if you feel
like you have the talent to expand your operations than by all means
do so, but carefully, adding only one woman at a time. The reason for
the Three-Girl rotation is to reduce the chances of getting caught
while allowing you freedom and piece of mind. Dating numerous women is
very difficult and exhausting.
Keeping track of who you are going out with, where you've been, and
what lies you have told is quite a demanding task. Not to mention the
many other commitments you might have including work, family, and
friends that also significantly impose on your personal time. You need
to schedule yourself a little down time to clear your mind. The
three-girl rotation will allow you just enough of time to stay on top
of your game.
Take Care,
A.C.
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