Malady of the day 10/11/04
This morning, while I was in bed, the love of my life called me to let
me know that her finger hurt. Usually this would not be an issue, I'm
sure everyone out there knows that an infection of an ingrown nail
sucks. My girlfriend, however, called asking me if she could die from
it. Ahhhh... welcome to my world. She asked three questions which
illustrate my point:
1) "Could it be gangrene?"
2) "Will they need to amputate it?" If so, she asked me to "snuff her
in her sleep" (c'mon, who doesn't like a nub?)
3) "Do you think I'm dying?"
Now I should preface this with the reason why she thinks there's
something wrong with her finger. Yesterday we went out looking for a
newer car for her and we were handed off to a sales manager for the
dealership. This guy kinda looked like a leper and she did everything
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